jersey shoreI know, it's been a while, but I wanna post here a list we found in Donna's car from 2 years ago when we lived down the shore. It's a list we made as the summer went on, 11 reasons why we hated New Jersey, and the corresponding reasons why Philly is better. *clears throat*...
Reasons why New Jersey is the worst place on earth.
1.) There is NOTHING to do that oyu haven't done 1200 times already. (i.e. - miniature golf, beach, boardwalk)
2.) There is ONE mall in all of New Jersey until you reach Cherry Hill area.
3.) If you can find a radio station it will work for exactly five minutes (maybe ten) until the signal is lost.
4.) Out of the 9000 people who work here from different countries exactly 9 of them speak and understand more then three words of english. (I counted)
5.) OMG I just heard Cathy Smith laugh!!!
6.) Ocean City.....
7.) NO ONE can drive! And many people barely know how to walk properly.
8.) There is a toll at least every 20 minutes and the tolls are too retarted (because they're from New Jersey) to even register that you paid. There is no part of Jersey you don't have to pay to get out of.
9.) Jughandles... Hi Jersey, learn how to make a left turn.
10.) New Jersey has extremly high curbs make Kristin fall on her face.
11.) In Jersey, entire colonies of birds make a unanimous decision to shit on your car.
1.) There is NOTHING to do that oyu haven't done 1200 times already. (i.e. - miniature golf, beach, boardwalk)
2.) There is ONE mall in all of New Jersey until you reach Cherry Hill area.
3.) If you can find a radio station it will work for exactly five minutes (maybe ten) until the signal is lost.
4.) Out of the 9000 people who work here from different countries exactly 9 of them speak and understand more then three words of english. (I counted)
5.) OMG I just heard Cathy Smith laugh!!!
6.) Ocean City.....
7.) NO ONE can drive! And many people barely know how to walk properly.
8.) There is a toll at least every 20 minutes and the tolls are too retarted (because they're from New Jersey) to even register that you paid. There is no part of Jersey you don't have to pay to get out of.
9.) Jughandles... Hi Jersey, learn how to make a left turn.
10.) New Jersey has extremly high curbs make Kristin fall on her face.
11.) In Jersey, entire colonies of birds make a unanimous decision to shit on your car.
I Love Philly!! (counter reasons)
1.) Even though we always end up doing the same thing in Philly, somehow it's NEVER this boring.
2.) There are more then several malls and worthwhile shopping centers in Philly as well as Walmarts. (Which we love)
3.) Radio stations work...like...ALL THE TIME.
4.) There are just more immigrants in Jersey.
5.) Cathy Smith wouldn't be cackling in Philly.
6.) Ocean City is NOT in Philly...this alone makes Philly a better place.
7.) We can all drive pretty well. Although sometimes we can't walk properly we do it with style. Rather then with dumbfounded looks on our faces.
8.) There aren't tolls in Philly! The only tolls are on the bridges...on the way back from JERSEY! Which makes it more fun to drive around...No tolls plus more interesting things to look at than trees on the stupid Parkway.
9.) People in Philly can make left turns...And we should be proud of it.
10.) In Philly we have normal sized curbs and Kristin only trips out of her own stupidity.
11.) In Philadelphia, birds only shit on your car sometimes, and it's not so much that it looks like an extra coat of paint.
1.) Even though we always end up doing the same thing in Philly, somehow it's NEVER this boring.
2.) There are more then several malls and worthwhile shopping centers in Philly as well as Walmarts. (Which we love)
3.) Radio stations work...like...ALL THE TIME.
4.) There are just more immigrants in Jersey.
5.) Cathy Smith wouldn't be cackling in Philly.
6.) Ocean City is NOT in Philly...this alone makes Philly a better place.
7.) We can all drive pretty well. Although sometimes we can't walk properly we do it with style. Rather then with dumbfounded looks on our faces.
8.) There aren't tolls in Philly! The only tolls are on the bridges...on the way back from JERSEY! Which makes it more fun to drive around...No tolls plus more interesting things to look at than trees on the stupid Parkway.
9.) People in Philly can make left turns...And we should be proud of it.
10.) In Philly we have normal sized curbs and Kristin only trips out of her own stupidity.
11.) In Philadelphia, birds only shit on your car sometimes, and it's not so much that it looks like an extra coat of paint.
